Friday, March 24, 2006

Dont see much of a difference

Ok, Im on another "Wicked" run. Ive been listening to Wicked alot lately and it really sticks in your head!
GLINDA:That's why I couldn't be happier
No, I couldn't be happier
Though it is, I admitThe tiniest bitUnlike I anticipated
But I couldn't be happier
Simply couldn't be happier
(spoken) Well - not "simply":(sung) 'Cause getting your dreamsIt's strange, but it seems
A little - well - complicated
There's a kind of a sort of - cost
There's a couple of things get- lostThere are bridges you crossYou didn't know you crossedUntil you've crossed
And if that joy, that thrill
Doesn't thrill you like you think it willStill -
With this perfect finaleThe cheers and ballyhoo
Who Wouldn't be happier?So I couldn't be happierBecause happy is what happensWhen all your dreams come true
Well, isn't it?
Happy is what happensWhen your dreams come true!
CROWDWe love you, Glinda, if we may be so frank
GLINDAThank Goodness!
CROWDFor all this joy, we know who we've got to thank:Thank Goodness!That means the Wizard, Glinda:
GLINDA)And fiance!
CROWDThey couldn't be goodlierShe couldn't be lovelierWe couldn't be luckier
GLINDA)I couldn't be happier
CROWDThank Goodness:GLINDA AND CROWDToday!Thank Goodness for today!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Let's make it 140 posts for now!

Ive been looking through the emails I have saved and I found some funny quotes collected by Katie. They are pretty much from band people on the bus or at some band function. All from the band blast....

"Its gonna take me time to get over it...ok, I'm good"

"In 'That's Amore,' don't they mention something about gay tarantulas?"

"Duh, bees pollinate with their feet, didn't they teach you that in church?"

"So I'm matching the color of my font with my cookie...I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!"

"What would you do if I just punched your head into the wall right now?"


"Darn ducks, all they do is crap all over our beaches"

"I'm not the sharpest crayon in the box, I mean the brightest, no sharpest. Ya know, whatever! I'm not even in the box!!"

"*insane laughter* Guess what? Vijay used to call this song 'Tear the roof off the sucker'!*more laughter*"

"Why is the band a swirling vortex of doom?"

"Never play hide-n-go seek with a chicken in a corn field"

""*sings*'Thy name is liberty--'Hey! That's my name too!"

"Oh my gosh! In my dream last night there was flying candy and now its really happening!"
(at a parade)

"Oh good, she's not wearing her fork!"

"You know what would be really cool? If you only had one arm...then it'd be, like, really strong"

A cool email

Two things Navy Seals are always taught:1). Keep your priorities in order2). Know when to act without hesitation.

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the A.C.L.U. was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove that there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!"

Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Navy Seal, who was just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The Seal hit him full force in the face! This sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold. The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion.

The Seal nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat in silence. The class looked at him and fell silent also.....Waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the Seal in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked, "What the heck is the matter with you?! Why did you do that?"

"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like a fool. So he sent me."

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

"Scout just stares at the socket until it bursts into flames." -Mike

The passing of a great mind...

Yes, for those readers (if I have any) who havent heard, Scout passed away on Thursday around nine in the morning. He was a great dog. What made hime so wonderful was that he almost had the personality of a human, it seemed like he really understood what everyone was thinking and knew exactly what to do to cheer you up, then again, he also knew which buttons to push. I thank God for letting Scout live with us for so long. Hopefully we made his life as happy as he made ours. I love you little snow bunnie!

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

This school is killing me.

You know, I really hate it when people flip out on you in front of a class and then in the end, what you did wasnt that big of a deal. People accidently leave computers signed on their names all of the time, its not a big deal. Usually, I just sign them off and sign on my name cuz I dont like being in other peoples stuff. So I wemt on a computer and signed off the person thenstarted to get on my name, then the teacher flipped out. I had no idea why at the time, I thought that I had really messed up the computer some how but in the end, she just wanted to look at pictures under that persons name. That makes me really mad cuz she flipped out on me andmade me all upset and all she has to do is sign back on the persons name. grr. she actually had me interrupt another class to tell the person she needed them to sign back on, when she could have just seen her later. people are stupid. and if somehow that person reads this i really dont care. you acted like a jerk.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Jaws attack! Ahh!

I really dont know what that titles about. Yes Ive been dead for the best three days and Im still dead but back in school dead which may be worse. I shall quote Jon Steward when he was sick on his show, "my head is swimming in fluids." We just took pictures which is always fun when you dont care how you look because youre using all of you energy just to get air into you lungs. Well, thats gonna look terrible, plus Ive got more pics for drama......sigh. Why wont the little people just leave the celebs alone? lol. Lunch time...till then till then.