Top Seven Reasons to Fall in love with Jesus
7. Because the hokey-pokey is not what it's all about.
6. 100% divine + 100% human = 200% sweet!
5. Because I just saved alot of time in Purgatory by switching to Jesus.
4. Because stop-drop-and roll will not work in Hell.
3. Because failure is not an event, it's a person...but at least Jesus still loves you!
2. People say justice is blind. Ray Charles was blind, therefore...oh forget it! Just love Jesus!
1. Because He first loved you!