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Ferris Bueller:
I do have a test today, I wasn't lying . It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.


Capt. Rex Kramer:
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens.


King Arthur:
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
Soldier:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


Mr. Aeral:
Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight.
Capt. Abraham Smollett:
I didn't say that.
Mr. Aeral:
I was just paraphrasing


Wyatt Earp:
[B]een hitting it awful hard, haven't ya?
Doc Holliday:
Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.


Mr. Salt:
What is this, Wonka, some kind of fun house?
Willy Wonka:
Why, having fun?